1.1 THE SITE MATERIAL IS MADE AVAILABLE AT THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE STRICTLY AND ONLY ON AN “AS IS” BASIS, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. TULLEEHO.COM EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES, EXPRESS, IMPLIED OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING INTER ALIA AS TO MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, FREEDOM FROM COMPUTER VIRUS IN RESPECT OF THE SITE MATERIAL OR ARISING FROM A COURSE OF DEALING OR COURSE OF PERFORMANCE AT THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE.

1.2 WITHOUT PREJUDICE TO THE GENERALITY OF THE FOREGOING, TULLEEHO.COM DOES NOT WARRANT OR REPRESENT THAT ANY PART OF THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE OR THE SERVICE WILL BE FUNCTIONING OR AVAILABLE AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

1.3 TULLEEHO.COM MAKES NO WARRANTY, REPRESENTATION OR GUARANTY AS TO THE CONTENT, SEQUENCE, ACCURACY, TIMELINESS OR COMPLETENESS OF ANY SITE MATERIAL OR THAT THE SAME MAY BE RELIED UPON FOR ANY REASON. IN ADDITION, TULLEEHO.COM DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE VIA THIS SITE IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE OR CURRENT.

1.4 TULLEEHO.COM MAKES NO WARRANTY, REPRESENTATION OR GUARANTY THAT THE SITE MATERIAL WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE OR THAT ANY DEFECTS CAN OR WILL BE CORRECTED. TULLEEHO.COM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ERRORS, OMISSIONS OR REPRESENTATIONS ON ANY PART OF THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE OR ON ANY LINKS THEREON. TULLEEHO.COM DOES NOT ENDORSE IN ANYWAY ANY ADVERTISERS ON THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE.

1.5 IN ADDITION, TULLEEHO.COM DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE VIA THIS SITE IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE OR CURRENT NOR DOES IT UNDERTAKE, EXPRESSLY OR IMPLIEDLY, TO MAKE IT SO.

1.6 INFORMATION, INCLUDING AVAILABILITY THEREOF, IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.

1.7 THIS SITE IS MEANT FOR USERS WHO HAVE ATTAINED MAJORITY AND WHO ARE NOT RESIDING IN A PLACE WHERE THE RECEIPT OF SUCH INFORMATION IS ILLEGAL OR UNLAWFUL. TULLEEHO DOES NOT ,IN ANY MANNER ,ENDORSE OR ADVERTISE THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. TULLEEHO.COM INSISTS THAT YOU CONDUCT YOURSELF IN A RESPONSIBLE FASHION.

2 LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

2.1 TULLEEHO.COM SHALL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LIABILITY IN CONNECTION WITH THE SITE MATERIAL INCLUDING ANY LIABILITY FOR DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER HARDWARE, DATA, INFORMATION, MATERIALS, OR BUSINESS RESULTING FROM THE INFORMATION OR THE LACK OF INFORMATION AVAILABLE ON THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE.

2.2 TULLEEHO.COM SHALL HAVE NO LIABILITY FOR

(A) ANY LOSS OR INJURY CAUSED, IN WHOLE OR IN PART, BY ITS ACTIONS, OMISSIONS, OR NEGLIGENCE, OR FOR CONTINGENCIES BEYOND ITS CONTROL, IN PROCURING, COMPILING, OR DELIVERING THE SITE MATERIAL;

(B) ANY ERRORS, OMISSIONS, OR INACCURACIES IN OR RELATING TO THE SITE MATERIAL REGARDLESS OF HOW CAUSED, OR DELAYS OR INTERRUPTIONS IN DELIVERY;

(C) ANY DECISION MADE OR ACTION TAKEN OR NOT TAKEN IN RELIANCE UPON THE SITE MATERIAL; (D) ANY LOSSES OR DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, FROM THE USE OF, OR RELIANCE ON THE SITE MATERIAL OR FROM THE USE OF THE INTERNET GENERALLY.

2.3 IN NO EVENT SHALL TULLEEHO.COM BE LIABLE FOR ANY FOR ANY SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES FOR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES INCLUDING IN NEGLIGENCE, WHETHER REMOTE, PROXIMATE OR FORESEEABLE, AND WHETHER OR NOT TULLEEHO.COM HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH

(A) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE;

(B) THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE SERVICES RESULTING FROM ANY DATA, INFORMATION OR SERVICES GATHERED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED THROUGH OR FROM THE SERVICE;

(C) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA;

(D) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON THE SERVICE; OR

(E) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THE SERVICE, THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE OR THIS AGREEMENT.

2.4 CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IN EXCESS MAY BE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. TULLEEHO.COM DOES NOT IN ANY MANNER ENCOURAGE OR ENDORSE SUCH CONSUMPTION AND DISCLAIMS ANY LIABILITY WITH RESPECT TO THE USE OF INFORMATION PROVIDED THROUGH THIS SERVICE.

2.5 NOTWITHSTANDING THE GENERALITY OF THE FOREGOING, AND IF THE FOREGOING IS HELD OR FOUND TO BE AN INVALID OR IMPERMISSIBLE EXCLUSION BY REASON OF EXPRESS STATUTORY PROHIBITION AGAINST SUCH EXCLUSION, THEN YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT THE LIABILITY OF THE OWNER ON ANY ACCOUNT AND FOR ANY REASON IS RESTRICTED TO THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT RS.1000/-.

3 GOVERNING LAW & JURISDICTION

3.1 THE OWNER IS AN INDIAN COMPANY, BASED IN INDIA AND IS RENDERING WORLDWIDE SERVICE FROM INDIA, EVEN THOUGH THE WEBSITE ADDRESS MAY BE LOCATED IN NORTH AMERICA OR ELSEWHERE. HOWEVER, THE ENTIRE MANAGEMENT AND ALL THE BUSINESS ACTIVITIES INCLUDING THE PROVIDING THE CONTENTS OF THE WEBSITE, PROVIDING SERVICE, INFORMATION, MATERIALS, DATA, ETC., ARE ORGANIZED, UPDATED AND MAINTAINED BY THE OWNER FROM INDIA AND ARE CONTROLLED FROM INDIA.

4 THIS AGREEMENT IS GOVERNED BY THE LAWS OF THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA.

4.1 BEFORE BEING PERMITTED TO USE THIS SERVICE, YOU MUST EXPRESSLY ACCEPT THE ENTIRE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS CONTRACT WITHOUT ANY MODIFICATION OR RESERVATION AND ONLY THEREUPON WILL YOU BE PERMITTED TO USE THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE AND THE SERVICE, IRRESPECTIVE OF WHERE YOU OR YOUR ORGANIZATION ARE LOCATED.

4.2 THIS AGREEMENT IS DEEMED TO HAVE BEEN SIGNED AND EXECUTED IN BOMBAY, INDIA AND YOU EXPRESSLY SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE EXCLUSIVE JURISDICTION OF COURTS IN BOMBAY, INDIA, IN RESPECT OF ANY DISPUTES ARISING IN ANY MANNER OUT OF OR RELATING TO THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE, THE SERVICE, THE SITE MATERIALS, THIS AGREEMENT OR YOUR USE OR UNDERSTANDING THEREOF.

4.3 YOU EXPRESSLY WAIVE ANY OBJECTION OF WHATSOEVER NATURE TO INDIAN JURISDICTION AND AGREE NOT TO RAISE ANY OBJECTION OR TAKE ANY PLEA AS TO INDIAN JURISDICTION ON THE GROUND OF FORUM INCONVENIENT, DELAY, EXPENSE, HARDSHIP OR OTHERWISE HOWSOEVER.

4.4 YOU FURTHER EXPRESSLY AGREE NOT TO INITIATE ANY LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AGAINST THE OWNER IN RESPECT OF ANY MATTER RELATING TO OR ARISING OUT OF THE TULLEEHO.COM WEBSITE, THE SITE MATERIAL, THE SERVICE OR THIS AGREEMENT OR ITS USE, INTERPRETATION OR UNDERSTANDING IN ANY JURISDICTION EXCEPT THAT OF THE COURTS IN BOMBAY, INDIA. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT IN THE EVENT OF ANY LITIGATION BEING COMMENCED BY YOU OR ANYONE CLAIMING UNDER YOU OR ASSOCIATED WITH YOU AGAINST THE OWNER IN ANY JURISDICTION OTHER THAN THAT OF THE COURTS IN BOMBAY, INDIA, THEN YOU WILL CONSENT IN AND SUPPORT AN APPLICATION FOR THE STAY OF LEGAL PROCEEDINGS IN SUCH OTHER JURISDICTION SO THAT THE PARTIES CONCERNED MAY ADOPT APPROPRIATE LEGAL PROCEEDINGS IN LOCAL INDIAN JURISDICTION.

Also you may not enter if any of the following apply in your case:

a) You agree with William Connors’ (alias Cassandra) view of Mr. P.G. Wodehouse. One of the reasons for T’ho’s existence is that the founders hope to make enough money to go to whichever place Connors’ is buried and deface his grave.

b) You are convinced that the Henderson Asher report (the story of why India got humped by the Chinese in 1962) should never be made public.

c) You think Gerald Ford could walk and chew gum at the same time.

d) You think the Taliban are the greatest thing that happened to male grooming.