Take 1 big bowl/minor bucket. Fill with ice. Pour in a bottle or two of any one dry white wine. Slosh in equal quantity of Appy (Tropicana apple juice) if you are dieting. Slice in some apples - any kind - Aussie, kiwi, apartheid or apna local.
Stir, drink. it's called Stairway To Heaven - led zep anyone?. and if you are despo for more booze, chuck in some Vodka.